What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 13:50

-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.