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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 13:50

What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

Why do flat-earthers claim the 1967 photo of Earth from space was made with CGI, even though CGI didn't exist back then?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How can the democrats say Mr. Trump is bad when he is already fixing this country again and he's not even president yet?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.